THREE YEARS! TWO BAND LINE-UPS! ONE ARSE THROBBING BLAST OF SOUND! HUNDREDS OF GIGS!TWO BROKEN LEGS!THREE BABIES! NUMEROUS BC SALUTES! ONE ROBBERY! FOUR BA-ZILLION BADLY WRITTEN WORDS!......IT’S THE BOMB CULTURE BLOGSPOT’S 200TH POST !! Oh yeah, babies that’s right, it exactly 200 posts of ill-informed rants and band news ago, that we started this here blog to give you nubile young thangs all you need to know about Cardiff’s very most bestest Beat merchants. So let’s kick off the celebrations with news of the next gig, the enormous return of those promoters of taste and virtue….. MINT! Yep, get ready, coz here comes MINT 2 ….
So Who’s playing then eh? eh?….. MAIN STAGE
Julian Liberator - A thumping set from London's finest acid techno party people, Stay Up Forever.www.myspace.com/stayupforevercollective
Staedeler and Waldorf - live quality dance floor filth from the dirty beat muppets www.myspace.com/staedlerandwaldorf
Bomb Culture - Yes!!! YES!!! YES!!!l
No Sleep Police - Straight outta blackwood with kick ass hip hop to rock & shock the nation
Project Serpo - The best in electro acoustic fun and bleeps
Dr Nitrogen - On the decks with the man from Critical Mass
www.myspace.com/drnitrogen
www.myspace.com/drnitrogen
But that’s not all for there is also…THE ROOF GARDEN, with The very best of Dubstep on the brand new roof terrace featuring:
Mondo
www.myspace.com/djmondo23,
1man dub
www.myspace.com/1mandub
Slippers
Errr...well he doesn't have a Myspace account, so you'll just have to pretend.
1man dub
www.myspace.com/1mandub
Slippers
Errr...well he doesn't have a Myspace account, so you'll just have to pretend.
And finally Visual pleasure will be unleashed from Bomb Culture’s very own Visual slut…
The Darkside Gallery
http://www.thedarksidegallery.co.uk/
We are also enormously chuffed to mention, that the deliciously bouncy Bomb Culture track, ‘Where ya Goin?’, will be turning up on the extreme sports show, Freesports on 4. Not sure which episode yet but we’re in there somewhere (probably as someone does something EXTREME, or some such nonsense). So keep your ears peeled people , as BC takes it to the TV.
We are also enormously chuffed to mention, that the deliciously bouncy Bomb Culture track, ‘Where ya Goin?’, will be turning up on the extreme sports show, Freesports on 4. Not sure which episode yet but we’re in there somewhere (probably as someone does something EXTREME, or some such nonsense). So keep your ears peeled people , as BC takes it to the TV.
We continue the POST 200 celebrations by re-visiting one of our most popular features (It’s not popular at all).. Yep, it’s competition time! As we’re celebrating 200 posts we thought it only fitting that we give away BIG MONEY! So here’s your chance of winning TWO HUNDRED pence! All you need to do is follow the instructions below and you could be dining out at the very best fish and chip Restaurant in your area! It’s so easy even a child could enter. A really stupid diseased child n’all.
Simply go to the comment box and leave a comment stating why you should have the 200 pence on offer. You may need the cash for bus fare to visit a sick aunt, or maybe you’re a tramp and need a couple of tins of Special Brew. Perhaps you have a scabby disease and need a pack of rubber jonnies so you don’t spread your mucky filth about the place. Remember the more pathetic and needy you are, the more likely it is you’ll win! It really is that simple!! Good Luck!
And finally….Like some hot celebration on celebration action we’d also like to give great big Happy Birthday! to our Visual Slut, Mr Sul of The Dark Side Gallery. The Salt N’ Pepper haired wonder will not also be displaying his moving images at the MINT 2 but also displaying his canvas-based terrorism at the Dolphin Hotel, Swansea on November 30th as part of the Heroes and Villians Comic Con! Here’s the poster…
So, as the financial world crumbles and falls into the capitalist pit of it’s own doings, and we bend over and bail them out, BC hurls the bad tidings to one side and gives you reason to dance at the end of the World. As we’ve always said, when the shit hit’s the fan it’s time to dance in the spray. And as one final Celebration present here's President Bush (Senior) throwing up on the Chinese Ambasador! Enjoy!
Next time – An in-depth investigation into the financial markets - As the Isle of Dogs Building Society collapses, we ask, is it time to call in the retrievers?
Bomb Culture salutes all of our Reader(s)!!!
5 comments:
maybe bomb culture could do some t shirt and cd give aways at mint?
lovin' the video
lovin'the band
and please can i have the money for chips because im supposed to be on a diet and my hu8bby wont let me have chips and i would love some chips
mmmmmmmmmmm chiiips
love nepstee x
Wll, Nepstee, It looks like your in the lead so far. Anyone else wanna try for the BIG CASH PRIZE???
Can you guys tell me what Freesports on 4 is? Is it a satalite channel or a program on channel4?
It's a programme on Channel 4 about EXTREME sports (That is the offical way to write EXTREME).It does get shown on Setanta and Sky etc but it's mostly on Channel 4 (I think it may be on Saturday mornings...probably should have mentioned all of this before really..hmmmmmmm). Apparently the youth of today find it's eloquant mix of biycle riding, riding on a board with wheels and ski-ing using but one board, somewhat spiffing.
No idea when it's on as they haven't told us, so we'l be chasing them to find out...
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