After watching the start of Autumn Watch last night, it occurred to me that there might not be anything in life quite as hypnotic as watching a squirrel on an assault course. There is surely nothing finer than a hearty smoke in one hand, an aged single malt in the other, and the sight of a furry- tailed-nut-nibbler scrambling across a washing line. But is watching a squirrel on a washing line the very best thing that you could be doing on a cold wintery night? Well not if it’s November 20th, your in Newport, S.Wales and MINT productions have anything to say about it ! OH Yeah, once again we’re starting off with a massive plug for the upcoming MINT @ MEZE Night, featuring the VERY BEST Cardiff bands around at the mo’. Except absolutely NO substitute people! 
While we’re on the subject of awesome things to watch, let us introduce you to our decadent chums from the city of Londinium in the town of En-ger-Land, the one and only Bow Mods. A twisted Cabaret of dance and debauchery and Berlin-style Burlesque they are well worth having a look at…and in fact you can right here with theirBRAND New vid for, ‘Seventeen Weeks’, a touching lament to lead singer, PCS’s need for a fag and a shag. You shall not be disapointed...
'SEVENTEEN WEEKS'. Bow Mods present...
POST 200 MASSIVE 200 PENCE GIVEAWAY was….. Nesta Wyre from Gabalfa for her stunning entry ‘ Can I have the money please.’ Admittedly it’s not the greatest competition entry ever but as she was the only applicant she wins!! (Bet your kicking yourself for not entering now eh?). So huge congratulations to Mrs. Wyre, the £2 will be waiting for you at the very next BC Gig which just so happens to be the afore-mentioned MINT @MEZE!!! HUZZAH!
And finally..In lieu of rant we round up this weeks news using just 3 words to comment on each story…Brand and Ross –Offensive Arrogant Twats…Mandelson – Slimy Devious Liability…The Met in Court for Shooting innocent people…Desperate arse-covering lies…The Return of Autumn Watch –Lovely beardie Oddie! Horray! Yep, as faintly middle-class and middle-aged as it is, Autumn Watch can’t fail to warm the cockles and massage the tingly-feeling gland! Don’t believe me? Then as I said earlier, get yourself a whisky, a smoke and tune in to a squirrel on an assault course. Fuck the Recession and the world turning to shit Autumn Watch rocks!!!
Bomb Culture – The funkiest of Gibbons
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