Massive Overuse of Exclamation Marks Shocker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Up from the depths, forty storey’s, high, breathing fire with it’s head in the sky …MINT @ MEZE! Paaaa pa paaaa, MINT @MEZE Paaaaaapapaaaaa and Godzuki…la.la.la.la.laaaaaaaaaa…MINT@MEZE PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Yes, friends,..here it comes, charging over the horizon like a pounding colossus of dance, the inaugural night of MINT @ Meze, a brand spanking new night thrown together in a fit of passion by our very own Mr Berty Trousers, and it is happening in Newport, S.Wales this very Thursday 11th September.

So what’s in store for all you young buck and buckes-ess then eh? Well let us begin with the bands….Firs t off are Ninja Pigeon, being neither a feathered botherer of bin-bags, or an ancient Japanese Warrior you could be furious at their outward lies, but instead why not just nod your head and wiggle yer ass to their very own brand of funky, dubby, elcectro toons. To find out what a Ninja Pigeon sounds like then travel here….I AM A LINK CLICK ME AS I LOVES IT BAD INNIT.

Next on the smorgasboard of delight is the headlining…. SICKNOTE. A true slap-bang-wallop of a band with beats and screaming soapbox rants to turn your head and give your ears the glad-eye. If you’ve never encountered this bunch of rapscallions in full flow, then gird your loins, grit your teeth and fly here…CLICK ME, I AM ALSO A LINK AND I TOO LOVES IT BAD INNIT… with all haste.

Of course, only a fool would throw such a party and not invite the Sexual Tyranysoraus that is…BOMB CULTURE! Oh yes, children we shall be rubbing your rhubarb and juicing your melons with untold delight as we once again beat ourselves against the drums of your ears…Hooo-HAAA!(Obviously no link as you're already here you clever person). As you're probably aware of what Bomb Culture looks like, here is a picture of the Larve of giant winged beast, Mothra leaning against the Eiffel Tower instead.

With all this live music you may think there’s no room for DJ’s and art-type shenanigans….Well your entitled to think that, but you would be oh, so very wrong! For your eyeballs will be delicately massaged by the sheer brilliance of Mr Sul of The Darkisde Gallery and his moving-picture-machine! To see his non-movable works, then travel to here…YES, IT’S ME OLD LINKY AGAIN, WAITING FOR YOUR HOT CLICK…Also for those with a visual bent are the sparkling TAFFIA and the scrumptious WHITE ROPE!!

And what of the DJ’s???Well Cor blimey but if it ain’t the Bass Pilots form the legendary Holodeck!!And who be that but Dr. Nitrogen from Critical Mass

‘Surely that’s enough to tempt us!!!’ I hear you cry..but NO! We ain’t finished yet, as there is a second room playing some delicious Dub Step hosted by MUD with ONE MAN DUB, MR BEN and MONDON.

So, are you dripping with anticipation and hot with quivering excitement yet??Well you bloody well should be.A full report on all of the shenanigans will be posted next week, replete with photos and badly constructed text! We’ll see ya there!

Oh and I think last word today goes to Russel Brand. Not usually someone who I find particularly amusing but kudos for his opening of the VERY high profile VMA Awards. It takes a lot of balls to say what you think in America, so all the better for this..‘People of America, please elect Barack Obama... on behalf of the world. Some people, I think they're called racists, say America is not ready for a black president, but I know America to be a forward thinking country, right, because otherwise would you have let that retarded cowboy fella be president for eight years? We thought it was nice of you to let him have a go because in England George Bush wouldn’t be trusted with a pair of scissors.’

Bomb Culture – It wasn't us Guv, we was down the pub wiv our mates.