Sometimes you just wanna shove your head up your arse and shout ‘Why God?!? WHY?’ It was this way when I saw a trailer for Noel Edmonds new Sky TV show last night about how he would (and I quote) ‘Fix Broken Britain’. What really licks my nuts about this is my long-held secret love for my Childhood Christmas Mornings with Noel. Who could resist the bearded wonder’s Xmas broadcasts from the top of Telecom Tower before a repeat of Morcambe and Wise and a televisual visit to Westminster Cathedral (Granted, by this time I would have been deep into my Beano annual, but you know what I mean.) So it gives me no great pleasure to show such hatred to the hirsute institution but ‘Broken Britain?’ What kind of shitty Daily Mai-ass-Sucking phrase is that? Well, y’know what Noel? Considering the condescending media whores that contribute to the abject cultural degeneration of society and the subsequent dumbing down of the overall information media by pandering to the lowest form of knee-jerk tear-squeezing reactions of the most idiotic members of society, then perhaps you should consider Britain is broke because of the attitudes of people like yourself. Or to put it more succinctly, go fuck yourself up a pole you saccharine- laden muff-faced little twat. But I digress….
Today’s big question is, of course… ‘Woz you there?’…. Where? Why the inaugural evening of MINT @ MEZE you heathen b’iatch. Due to the trustworthy speed of the British builder the second room was not actually finished on the night, so our good friends MUD were unable to play their set but we did get the funky funk of Ninja Pigeons and the scratchy squawk of Sicknote, all topped off with the banging beats of the irresistible Bass Pilots. ‘Hang on a mo?’ I hear you yelp, ‘What of Bomb Culture?’… Well, it all started rather well with a storming blast of the BC toons ‘Beg Me’ and ‘Pleasure Hive’ before Berty’s Computer mouse went the way of all things and decided to squeak it’s last…After a 10 minute scramble for another mouse we were back, but with a much reduced set. So cutting our losses were powered into the final two tracks and emerged hot, sticky, yet triumphant! A massive ‘Cheers M’Dears’ to everyone who supported us (and the first MINT @ MEZE) by coming out on a Thursday night and getting on down.
So a bit of a bummer for the Big Old BC , but a right royal Success for the first night of MINT @ MEZE. So what of the second night? Well like an unpleasant genital wart , another will appear pretty damn soon ( possibly November /December ). But, again what of BC? Well fear not me little chick-a-dees, to make up for our Berty’s 3 month- leg-bound- inactivity, BC are planning something bleedin’ enormous to round off 2008. Nothing can be revealed yet, but suffice to say, keep you New Years Eve free….Is that too much of a clue? Nah, I’m sure that’s pretty clue-free….Hmmmm …maybe I should make some spooky sounds to make it more mysterious…ooooooohhhhhhh…ahhhhhh…There, that’s better. No-one will ever know….
And finally, I’m sure you would have seen this before (IF NOT, WHY NOT?) but here in tribute to Noel Edmonds and his quest to heal us all, is a video of Chris Morris making him look like the arrogant fame-hungry bitch he really is….ENJOY!
Bomb Culture - We really do mean, take care
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