Appologies to break the mood of loveliness and stuff but some thieving piss-licking -shit-sucking- scum-fuckers broke into the studio on Saturday morning and made off with our Bass, lead guitar, a bag of leads and a sound card. Now, far be it from us to judge the detective skills of the Cardiff Constabulary but just in case and in the interest of the slim chance that someone would know these motherfuckers, (and the fact that they haven’t actually bothered to turn up to check out the crime after 2 fucking days) today we ask the question ‘Have you seen These Twats?’ Maybe you recoginse the seedy rat features, or perhaps the hideous Addidas jumper that the lead Cunt seems to be wearing with little shame…
If you have any idea who these chavy cock-holes are please email us on bombculture@gmail.com or leave a comment in the comment box. If you’d just like to leave a insult about these mother-less father-fucking- herpes-lipped- spunk –suckers then pop that also in the comment box and we’ll pass on your thoughts just as soon as we catch up with them.
On a lighter note (and as a way to stop myself obsessing over the filthy pig-fuckers who robbed us blind ) we must stop to give a salute to one of the finest actors of his generation, Mr. Paul Newman who died on the Weekend. Apart from the superb performances( Cool Hand Luke, Hud, The Hustler, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid..etc..etc) and his massive contribution to defining a style of naturalistic acting that was never fully appreciated (I always think they give Brando, waaaaay too much credit when Newman made consistently better films), his philanthropy and the billions he gave for good causes across the World was way beyond the call of duty. So for all of those things AND for a pretty damn tasty pasta sauce, Paul Newman….Bomb Culture Salutes You!
And finally….To put a little karma our way in the Good News stakes, It is with enormous pleasure that we welcome into the World …Edita, the newest sibling of our ex-bass hippy-chap Mr Jethro Stevenson and his rather delicious Wife ,Jennie. Massive congratulations to them both and our huge love. after such a shitty weekend it’s an absolute delight to have a wee ray of niceness burst through the cloud of crap. So as a very special addition to the World, Jethro, Jennie and Edita….Bomb Culture Salutes You!!!
BOMB CULTURE - WELL DONE THE HIPPY! 
4 comments:
I reckon it probably was the Chuckle Brothers -They've been a quiet of late. As has Little and Large....Co-incidence?
"TO ME TO YOU, TO ME TO YOU"
Okay, it's been a few months, but I really should point out that Edita is not my sibling, she is my offspring. For her to be my sibling one or more of my parents would need to defy science - either my mother would have to reverse 'the change' or my father would have to have made like Lazarus, Frankenstien's monster or the baby Jeebus and and risen from the dead.
As lovely as any of these occurances would have been we have to accept that it is not so and Jethro and Jennis have, in fact, mated.
Dear Mr Jethro,
You are quite right the otherwise excellent Mr J has made an error. Ditta is of course your daughter not your sibling. I still however have my doubts over nJenny being your wife as she is far too lovley for a beardie werdie such as yourself.
I hope this clears up the issue.
Mr Horatio Mooseglove J the 3rd.
xx
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