Are you an Asian Country that would usually happily accept all manner of Western Perversion, but are slightly nervous because of the international press attention generated by an out-of-favour Glam Rock Star? Perhaps you would normally let ‘certain issues’ slide with just the touch of a few American Dollars ...Well worry no more, as with the speed it takes to jerk your knee, the British Government have ridden to the rescue! Absolutely not* spurred on by the Tabloid Press, the Home Secretary Jacqui Smith has announced new measures to stop Pedophiles travelling abroad by removing the passports (ouch). A more cynical eye may have said, ‘Why didn’t you do this before Gary Glitter left the country, or in the intervening 2 years that he’s spent inside, instead of waiting for the inevitable media coverage when he was finally released’, but I’m sure a resolute Jacqui Smith would say something like ‘If you look at the facts from a year-on year perspective then and take into account the....blah..blah…fucking…blah’ etc.
Some would also say that 'What does it matter when we finally do something about this problem?' Well, y'know it does fucking matter when policy is constantly dictated by the Tabloid Press and the massive knee-jerk reaction it provokes. If the government had really given a shit about the hideous abuse doled out to children across the World by 'Sex Tourists' then they would have acted before The Sun told them to. Oh, and whilst we're on the subject, 'Sex Tourist?' Surely there's a better term than that? Most people on a Club18 -30 could be labelled a Sex Tourist...Hmmm Actaully if you have a better name for a Globe-Trotting Nonce why not pop it in our comments box? The best entry wins a badge! But I digress.....
C’mon Asia why not open your arms and welcome in ‘The Leader’ before it’s too late and we’re made to have him back here in England under the ’British Pedo’s for British Kids’ scheme. Don’t let the opportunity pass you by, you may not get another!**
*Well we say absolutley not, but well....oh you know...
**You may have noticed this entire article seems to have been a cheap rouse to put up some extremly childish pictures of Gary Glitter. Well, you'd be completley right, we are as tempted at a cheap shot as everyone else. YAY!
Next Time –Actual Band News with the run up to the FAIR PLAY Festival and BC’s very own club night….MINT at The MEZE! You've never'ad it sooooo good!
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