Bomb Culture

And so as the recording rolls on with three nu toons almost in the bag (including one super-sweet cover) the gears turn for the enormous return of BC to both the airwaves and the live stage. To celebrate this hugely important event we bring back one of our favourite features....Bomb Culture FACTS!

Oh yes, dear looking-at-this-page person, here in no particular order are the top Six things you never knew, or never knew you wanted to know about your most favouritist bunch of wibbly noise and hard rocking beat merchants…

1) Unfathomably lovely backing vocalist Selma is actually related to the Romanov Dynasty and if it hadn’t been for that pesky revolution she would now be Tsar of all of Russia. ‘Yes, it’s true I’m a pinko commie ruskie, I like dancing bears, furry hats and odd rotund yet pointy buildings.’ Said Selma before downing a vodka and doing one of those dances where your legs flay out and it looks like your on strings or something.

2) Foul smelling man-bear Berty Trousers has decided to leave his body to medical science. Medical science however has rejected it saying that ‘We don’t take any old rubbish y’know. His withered genitals are especially insulting. Bloody Vegans’. How true eh readers?

3) Rat-catching backwards hick guitarist Steve Styles can be found most weekends foraging in the undergrowth hoping to feed his perverse appetite for anal sex with moles.

4) When not fiddling with his visuals, ex-beggar and unearthly street urchin Mr Sul can be found drowning his sorrows in a bottle of Grecian 2000. The depraved lush believes that drinking the fashionably 70’s hair tonic will not only turn his sliver wizard-like locks black, but will also give him the ability to rotate cumquats with his mind.

5) Be-quiffed hamster-cheeked lothario Mr J has never told a lie. ‘Yes, it’s true, I have never lied’ said the seven foot love-monster ‘In fact if I ever did may I be rubbed down with oils and gently cuddled by lovely girls’.

6) Before each gig Bomb Culture re-take their cycling proficiency tests and then parade their certificates around the other bands dressing rooms. ‘It gives us a psychological edge’ they all said at once.

So there you go, 6 things you really didn’t care about or need to know brought to you in full colour BC-O-Vision..Next time….Actual band news I shit you not!

Bomb Culture – Check ignition and may God’s Love be with you.