No News is bad news

First off some great big Snogs to The Darkside Gallery for their delightful BC Inspired artwork (as seen above). I always love to see major World leaders being taken roughly up the pooper by a hideous Multinational mascots..so huzzah to to The Darkside Gallery! If you’d like to see any more of these frankly disturbing works go here…

Well the first tracks have been laid and now the mixing begins! Yep, here at BC Towers movement is occurring on the Brand New CD, which should be winging it’s way to all good outlets sometime at the start of Spring. We are without a name for this Opus so if ya wanna send in suggestions then we’ll happily have a look at them before deleting without so much as a second thought.
Wait a moment what’s that I hear you cry?
‘But BC, who won The Big BC 4432nd Hit? Tell us you magnificent creature?’
Well in a moment of peculiar irony as I clicked on the site to check the stats and I actually became the 4,432nd viewer, so….I won. Yes, a disappointment and something of a let-down to our regular readers, but fuck it what have you ever done for me eh? To bring balance to the universe I have decided to go for the far more conventional and much- easier-to-string-out BC 5,000 Big Hit! Yep, rules are the same (See previous entry below) but this time you need to be 5,000th viewer…Exciting eh?

Anyhoooooooo in the ongoing quest to keep you entertained whilst BC are recording their BRAND NEW material here’s a quick list of things I find disagreeable, unpleasant or just really shite:

1.The Feeling (Especially when they play any music, move about or breath)

2.The rise in price of a packet of Space Raiders from 10p to 15p –Do we get anymore Pickled Onion flavour corn snacks for this outrageous 50% rise? No we do fucking not.

3.The BBC doing 60 Second ‘Newsbursts’ on BBC One –How much fucking news do we need? They have a 24 New channel that I can ‘access’ for my ‘update of all that is topical’ by using my ‘fucking finger’. (Deep Breath) Stop fucking telling me useless shit that I don’t need to know, just so I can join the plebeian scum that sit on the sidelines and tut about trials and ongoing investigations that they know nothing about apart from the scant ‘facts’ given to them by a channel that needs to fill it’s 24 hour remit by making news out of nothing.

4.The Gathering Economic Storm - The word ‘may’ should never appear in a News broadcast – It’s a simple fucking concept- it’s not news unless it has happened, stop whipping the populace into a frenzy about the massive economic crash at least until it has actually happened. If you think you can smell smoke There are reasons for not running into a room screaming ‘You’re all going to be burnt alive , run , run!!’ y’know..
5.Annie Lennox – I believe this is self explanatory

Next time on Bomb Culture – The Ultimate contest Kilamanjaro takes on Everest in some hot Mountain on Mountain action! Also! Osama Bin Laden’s Secret Lair takes on Wookey Hole in the Cave Smackdown event of the year!!

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