Fiddlin’ and a fussin’ is the best way to describe the fidgety actions at BC Towers in these long summer days. Since the big old BC stripped itself to the bone by turning into a twosome (By this I mean musically – we still, of course have the silver haired VJ stylings of The Darkside Gallery to keep your eyeballs trimmed), your favourite beat monkeys are feverishly working away at nu toons for your delight and delectation. How far we will go without strapping another geetar baboon to our collective rhythm making bosoms is still under discussion, but suffice to say if we do or if we don’t the BC will continue on it’s path for musical glory.
So with no band news to spurt over your wide open eyes, it is time once again to journey along the path where ‘things you may not have known but probably did’ meet ‘the army of truth’ in an orgasmic explosion of FACT!! So here we go with another massively unpopular occasional and random list of FACTS….
93% of all greeting cards are purchased by women.
The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets
98% of houses in the United States have at least one television set, whereas in China, despite a population of well over one billion people, there are only an estimated 250 million televisions in use.
A person uses approximately fifty-seven sheets of toilet paper each day. (This one came from an American site and frankly if I was using 57 sheets of bog roll a day, I’d be pretty worried.)
Adolf Hitler invented the concept of the blow-up doll to keep his troops happy whilst away from their freuleins and to keep them fraternizing with foreign fillies.
In New Mexico, over eleven thousand people have visited a tortilla chip that appeared to have the face of Jesus Christ.
Cows sweat through their noses
When a person pees, a small deposit of urine enters the mouth via the saliva glands.
So there you go, another fascinating insight into the world of FACT! And just a quick word before we go – Whoever left the answer to last posts question – ‘Vestibules – Are they Corridors or porches?’ Your answer of ‘vestibules’ was correct and wins you an 100% authentic ‘Get out of Jail Free’ card! Yes in celebration of Monopoly being a board game you can commit whatever crime you deem fit and get out of jail free! If only you hadn’t left the comment anonymously then you could be raping and pillaging your way to fame and fortune right now. Oh well, maybe you’ll have better luck with this weeks poser…
“What is Jim Davidson?" Answers posted below please - the one who manages to answer without using any words begining with 'C' or 'T' wins a dictionary and a picture of Jim Davidson.
So with no band news to spurt over your wide open eyes, it is time once again to journey along the path where ‘things you may not have known but probably did’ meet ‘the army of truth’ in an orgasmic explosion of FACT!! So here we go with another massively unpopular occasional and random list of FACTS….
93% of all greeting cards are purchased by women.
The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets
98% of houses in the United States have at least one television set, whereas in China, despite a population of well over one billion people, there are only an estimated 250 million televisions in use.
A person uses approximately fifty-seven sheets of toilet paper each day. (This one came from an American site and frankly if I was using 57 sheets of bog roll a day, I’d be pretty worried.)
Adolf Hitler invented the concept of the blow-up doll to keep his troops happy whilst away from their freuleins and to keep them fraternizing with foreign fillies.
In New Mexico, over eleven thousand people have visited a tortilla chip that appeared to have the face of Jesus Christ.
Cows sweat through their noses
When a person pees, a small deposit of urine enters the mouth via the saliva glands.
So there you go, another fascinating insight into the world of FACT! And just a quick word before we go – Whoever left the answer to last posts question – ‘Vestibules – Are they Corridors or porches?’ Your answer of ‘vestibules’ was correct and wins you an 100% authentic ‘Get out of Jail Free’ card! Yes in celebration of Monopoly being a board game you can commit whatever crime you deem fit and get out of jail free! If only you hadn’t left the comment anonymously then you could be raping and pillaging your way to fame and fortune right now. Oh well, maybe you’ll have better luck with this weeks poser…
“What is Jim Davidson?" Answers posted below please - the one who manages to answer without using any words begining with 'C' or 'T' wins a dictionary and a picture of Jim Davidson.
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