Word up G...

Y’know folks with all this talk of the anniversary of Elvis choking on the toilet, another equally important ‘Death’ anniversary has come and gone with nary a mention, that of the originator of amillion comedy disguises, Groucho Marx.
Sooooooo, in the interests of never letting it be said that Bomb Culture does not strive to bring you things you need to know….(Was that really a sentence?)..Here are a handful of quotations from that other King (of comedy), the awesoeme Groucho Marx…

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.

Humor is reason gone mad.

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

I intend to live forever, or die trying.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30.

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.

I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.

Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.

Groucho Marx Bomb Culture Salutes you! Oh, and as we is still jammin’ the big old band news is just a reminder….Gwyl Macs Festival , Saturday night, Chill out village 10pm….

Bomb Culture - Go, and never darken my towels again.