Last Saturday night a rather cool thang happened across the airwaves of Wales (no, not Eurovision, more will be made of that in a moment)…BC were requested and played on BBC Radio Wales!!! OH YEAH! On Saturday night’s edition of ‘Mixing it’, one of the guests had brought in their very own copy of BC’s demo ‘Pushing all the wrong buttons’ and asked for the track Between Dreams to be played. And lo, did the good people of Wales rejoice as the thumping beats of the BC did enliven a dark wet night and gave hope to an empire that had to suffer the indignity of Scooch representing them at Eurovision…..Speaking of which, how can anyone carp on about the show being rigged or bloc voting when our entry was so enormously bollocks? The only competition it had a chance of winning was a ‘Shittest pile of embarrassing wank by far too old skanky cockbags’ competition.. The problem is that as a country, we see Eurovision as the toe-curling heap of flatulent campness, a kind of throwback to the naïve bad taste joviality of the seventies. Because of this we treat it with the full derision it truly deserves and send overgrown cartoon characters using 70’s style double entendres, just to show how far above the rest of the euro-scum we cultured Brits really are. All fine and dandy (if a little narrow-minded and xenophobic), but why do the media cry fowl when the rest of Europe decides to shit on us from a great height? It’s like turning up to a party, insulting everyone, defecating on the record player and then blaming everyone else because their ‘ruining your buzz’.
Now, I too find Eurovision just as hilarious as most sane minded people would (and you have to admit it is the one time of the year that everyone actually finds Terry Wogan funny) , so if we are gonna treat the competition with such an unholy degree of disrespect why not go the whole hog? Lets have next years entrants really going all out to offend our euro neighbours - Lets give them a man in a bowler hat and a pinstripe suit, carrying an umberella and drinking tea whilst simultaneously shooting his great British load all over the EU flag. Large comedy-breasted women could cavort in union flags whilst Jim Davidson and Bernard Manning spit putrid bile all over the first three rows…The song could be a finely tuned version of the theme tune to Dad’s Army and a chorus based on ‘Hitlers only got one Ball’.
Hmmmmm, a new Bomb Culture project perhaps?
In other news, BC toooooons are now available to buy!! Oh yes indeedy, if ya fancy grabbing yourself a slice of BC heaven for the paltry sum of just 79p, then fly on over to http://www.indiestore.com/bombculture and download yerslef a toon! If we get into the charts with an ill –remembered hit then maybe we can apply for next years contest! So, If you know of any large breasted women or indeed have the numbers of Bernard Manning or Jim Davdison then please forward them to the comments box below….BC for Eurovision 08! The campaign begins here…
Bomb Culture – We’re here to believe you
Now, I too find Eurovision just as hilarious as most sane minded people would (and you have to admit it is the one time of the year that everyone actually finds Terry Wogan funny) , so if we are gonna treat the competition with such an unholy degree of disrespect why not go the whole hog? Lets have next years entrants really going all out to offend our euro neighbours - Lets give them a man in a bowler hat and a pinstripe suit, carrying an umberella and drinking tea whilst simultaneously shooting his great British load all over the EU flag. Large comedy-breasted women could cavort in union flags whilst Jim Davidson and Bernard Manning spit putrid bile all over the first three rows…The song could be a finely tuned version of the theme tune to Dad’s Army and a chorus based on ‘Hitlers only got one Ball’.
Hmmmmm, a new Bomb Culture project perhaps?
In other news, BC toooooons are now available to buy!! Oh yes indeedy, if ya fancy grabbing yourself a slice of BC heaven for the paltry sum of just 79p, then fly on over to http://www.indiestore.com/bombculture and download yerslef a toon! If we get into the charts with an ill –remembered hit then maybe we can apply for next years contest! So, If you know of any large breasted women or indeed have the numbers of Bernard Manning or Jim Davdison then please forward them to the comments box below….BC for Eurovision 08! The campaign begins here…
Bomb Culture – We’re here to believe you
1 comment:
I don't like to be critical, but in that band photograph hasn't Stephen applied his lipstick a little TOO vigorously?
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