Fur ball goes down under

As the furry beat-meister we like to call 'Bert' sails off to the magical land of OZ for a month, the real talent behind Bomb Culture (Mooseglove and The Hat) hunker down to prepare nu toons for the masses. Yes, whilst Bert and his too-good-looking –for-him girlie Selma are getting tanned and flabby in the land of baby-eating dingo’s,the other two thirds of BC will be turning their attention to the delicate art of thumping beats and wailing geetars all in time for the magnificent return of Bomb Culture in their finest bunch of gigs yet….The Summer Offensive!! The first few dates are falling into place, with a whole heap of others just waiting to be confirmed, so hold on to yourselves people, the summer is coming and it’s gonna be a scorcher..
In other news….A lot’s been going on since my last rant and probably too much for me to deal with here so let’s keep it simple:
Gay Adoption –Dear Religious Groups (you know who you are), you are hateful bigoted asses betraying every damn thing you say that you uphold. How can you possibly say that you aren’t discriminating against homosexuals, when you say that you have ‘no problem with them, as long as they’re not practising’? How are they going to get any better at anal sex if they don’t practice? Your just holding homosexuals back with that attitude! Personally I have no problem with religious groups as long as they’re not practicing their bilious and vile hatred towards their fellow man, but apparently that’s all part of their view of the scriptures – y’know that 2,000 year old book that’s been translated a few hundred times and edited / changed as it was passed down from generation to generation…If you’ve ever played ‘Chinese Whispers’ you’ll know what I’m getting at….Oooooh, it makes me soooo mad, I may have to go and calm down by heading on over to http://www.myspace.com/bombcultureuk to listen to the brand new Bomb Culture track BEG ME, or maybe I'll just purchase a BC T-Shirt or badge from the good people at Visuteq.
Anyhoooooo we'd like to wish Berty and the far-too good-for-him Selma, ahappy holiday and remember that ' We forgot' and ' We ran out of cash' are not vaild excuses for presents.
Bomb Culture -May the Road Rise to meet ya!