Small is Beautiful - UPDATED 22ND JULY SCROLL DOWN FOR NEW BITS!!!!

Howdy peeps, and welcome back! As you may (or may not) have noticed there has been a short hiatus in the updating of this little old blog of ours, so mucho appologies to our regular reader(s), but even the voice of BC needs a wee bit of downtime every now and then, and that is exactly what I got. In true Rock N' Roll stylee I got myself to the throbbing heart of the English cultural holiday scene by taking a caravan down in Devon. Whilst there, I truly pushed the anarchic boat out by visiting the Mecha of Rebellion... the Babacombe Model Village. Now there may be one or two of you out there who are ready to mock or dis-believe that the seminal delights of the Babacombe Model Village could in any way ever be described as either Rock or Roll...Well if that's so, just check out the sex and violence that I witnesed at this haven of all things small and sinful...

First the SEX... (See if you can spot the shaggers amongst the nudey beach folk)

And now the Violence....

So there ya go, proof if proof be needed that Model Village's ROCK!

Anyhoooo, on returning home I was moist to notice that a whole raft of gigs had been lined up in my abscence.We're just dotting the 'I's' and crossing the 'T's' and putting the little squiggley line at the bottom of the 'Q', so call back here on Tuesday for a full update on the upcoming BC Gig List....Although if you're reading this on Tuesday, then just ignore this sentence and go straight to the bit below this bit...Actually if you stopped reading the last bit you wouldn't know to look down to the bottom bit so go back and re-read it before you ignore that sentence and then jump to the bottom. Don't bother reading this bit though it will only confuse you.

Gonna keep it short and sweet for today as I have to shake the sand from my cracks and flick the crabs from pants. Okay then, meet back here on Tuesday, I'll be the one wearing red and carrying a vibrating effige of the Pope.

Oh and for all those who added their thoughts to the comments box about last weeks 'what was the song I was humming', the actual answer was Every Loser Wins by Nick Berry. As no-one got it right, the prize of a good hard Pig Poncing is Rolled-Over to this week...So answers on a postcode or comment box please for the following..Shabbb ab ba ba daaaa da daaaaa do lal lala.

Don't all rush at once now will ya?

UPDATED BIT - 22ND JULY!!!

Ooooookay then, as promised here’s the first glimpse of the new raft of gigs coming up in the next month…..

1ST - 3RD AUGUST 2008
CELTIC BLUE ROCK FESTIVAL - LLANFYMACH, NEAR PEMBROKESHIRE

AUGUST 10TH
TANTRUM SUMER SUNDAZE - GLO BAR CARDIFF

AUGUST 30TH
FAIR PLAY FESTIVAL - LANSDOWNE HOTEL CANTON, CARDIFF

SEPTEMBER 11TH
MEZE LOUNGE NEWPORT (SUPER-DOOPER SECRET LINE-UP YET TO BE ANNOUNCED)

So there ya go me little munchkins, a wee smorgasbord of dates for your diary all with the BC Seal of Grooviness (This is not an actual seal –Bert is a bloody vegan and wouldn’t let us slaughter one for the purpose).

In other news…If you’re the kind of Daily Mail reading, knee-jerk reaction loving terror monger who quivers under the bed sheets every time Trevor MacDonald pronounces that Britain’s streets are awash with knife-wielding hoodlums who would slit you from gill to gizzard for the price of this weeks Beano, then click here for a wee bit of perspective (shockingly it’s from The Times, but don’t let that put you off)…..CLICK ME FOR I AM A LINK TO A NEW STORY AND I LOVES IT I DOES

And finally…Here’s a comedic picture of a guy who really should have ducked…ENJOY!

Bomb Culture - Flicking the arse of hatred with the soggy towel of love