Perversion to the Max!

The countdown has begun….Just four short teeny went days to go before BC hit the Blue Rock Festival –Got a ticket? No???What the fuck is wrong with you? Look below for the last entry click the link and get it sorted awwwwttttt!!!!

Now then….With Bomb Culture oiling up their musical twanggers in readiness for the weekend I have time for a once in while styleee RANT….

‘Freedom Gets A Spanking’ wailed The Sun as Max Moseley won a controversial victory over those Guardians Of Public Morals…The Tabloids. Now taking aside the fact that Mr. Moseley’s dad was a vicious right-wing twat who is justly vilified, why does The Sun (and all the seedy rags that jumped in to cry ‘foul’) think that they had any right to hide a camera in a private residence and film someone having sex? Yep, it was full-on bondage and spanking styleeee but what’s that got to do with anyone other than the spank-er and the spank-ee?
If I was to run up to a woman getting out of a taxi and shove a camera up her skirt, I’d be beaten to a pulp before being arrested…However, the paparazzi do this everyday in the name of Press Freedom and it’s deemed perfectly acceptable by the same people denouncing this court judgment. Apparently, it ‘goes with the territory’ and ‘celebrities should expect to be treated this way because it’s part of the job’.

Just like the justification of terrorism laws to increase surveillance in the name of ‘keeping Britain safe’, the freedom of the press is always sited when a shitty tabloid decides to exceed their remit and ‘expose’ someone for doing something in their private life that has no bearing on anyone else but themselves. The moral line that The Sun seems to have run back to, (now that they can no longer say it was all to do with Nazi’s or some such bollocks) is how ‘perverted and shameful’ Max Moseley is for indulging in sado-masochism. Morality? From Murdoch? Really??
I, like most people with a modicum of intelligence, have little time for pitiful and inaccurately named Celebrities (Seriously, what does Calum Best actually do?) but this kind of ‘reporting’ feeds on hypocrisy, cynicism and the kind of twisted morality that sends hordes of illiterate twats to burn down pediatricians houses, whilst clutching copies of The Sun, in which a 17 year girl proudly displays her tits for their titillation.

Surely the largest hypocrisy in all of this is the fact that to read The Sun you obviously have to be a sado-masochist with leanings only slightly further right than Genghis Khan.

Max Moseley might not be the most likeable guy in the room, but he, like everyone else, has the right to been chained up and have a vibrator shoved up his arse without it being secretly filmed and appearing on The Sun’s Website. ‘Look at this filth it’s disgusting’ they cry as thousands of sweaty palmed internet viewers cluck their tongues and work themselves into a lather.
Ahhhhh fuck it, I’m off to strap an orange into my gob and hang my nuts through a glory hole…Anyone got a camera?

A full report on festy shenanigans will magically appear here next week, until then, See ya at The Blue Rock, People!

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