A cloud of pure inspiration swept over the city of Cardiff last night, as the fevered machinations of BC spurted out of the gaps in the studio walls and permeated the air, making it rain sugary sweet droplets of honey-coated musicality. Oh yes dear person, the white heat of the recording sessions for the highly anticipated BC Long-player are in full swing. We have skinned cats, terrorised nuns and generally screeched like banshees to make those oh so pleasant noises that you demand, so do remember to buy the bloody thing won't you, eh? eh?
But what's that I hear you cry?
'We’re looking forward to LP, but what oh what, is coming up on the whole live music front then eh?'
Wow! Slow down there buddy, you just said a mouthful...let me enlighten you in the ways of the upcoming gigs by providing you with these handy links.....
Celtic Blue Rock Festival - I AM A LINK, CLICK ME I LOVE IT
Fair Play 3 Day-er - No link available yet but look at this luverly poster.....
But what's that I hear you cry?
'We’re looking forward to LP, but what oh what, is coming up on the whole live music front then eh?'
Wow! Slow down there buddy, you just said a mouthful...let me enlighten you in the ways of the upcoming gigs by providing you with these handy links.....
Celtic Blue Rock Festival - I AM A LINK, CLICK ME I LOVE IT
Fair Play 3 Day-er - No link available yet but look at this luverly poster.....
So, are you back from your clicking to other page adventures yet? You're not? Okay well while we wait for you to return here's some music..
La la la la laaaaaaaaaa, laa laa laa la la, La la la la laaaaaaaaaa, laa laa laa la la*
Ahh, there you are. Now then, as it has become something of a tradition for me to ramble on with any old nonsense I thought I would share with you the peculiar ways in which the general public have stumbled across this blog via the gift of the Search Engine. If you're reading this then I can only assume you came here for news of Cardiff's premier bunch of beat driven rascals, but other viewers seemed to stumbled across this blog via the method of the search...Here, for your delectation are a few of the most peculiar search words that have led the populace to this page...
A popular search has been for the use of the words Splod and Cordwangle - Obviously Kenneth Williams fans, so we can at least assume that they have good taste
Someone in Ontario searched Google for the words, which I used to describe myself...Hamster Cheeked Lothario...Obviously a popular phrase in America or my enormous-faced fame has spread to the former colonies
A guy from Wiltshire came by looking for the phrase Mam Dog - Particularly weird as this was Mr. Sul's much loved and missed pet pooch - Gawd knows what the guy was looking for perhaps a Motherly Canine appreciation site?
Possibly the best search was, however from someone from Australia searching for - Tickety Boo Gay Pumping - I can only assume they were very disappointed by what they found. Obviously they were after a website about a happy clock maker who also ran a bicycle repair shop.
So there ya go, if you found this page via the method of an odd search word then let us know what it was in the comment box below -You may have searched for 'talentless bunch of Wankers' or 'Unfunny Arsewipe who won't just shut the fuck up', whatever it was we want to know!
Until next time, here are a few words for Google searchers everywhere....Winkle, Sheepshank, Squirt...Right let's see who turn's up then eh?
*(There's a prize for anyone who can correctly guess the tune - leave your thought in the comments box)
Bomb Culture - We live in Dolly Parton's gills.
14 comments:
I searched for peas pudding and I believe the tune is Why does the Devil Have All The Best Music by Cliff Richard.
Lots of Love
Manfred Man (but without his earth band coz they're like, a bunch of shits innit).
i been to paradise but ive never been to me.
i reckon if you put in words like 'lesbo electro 'and fetish sex sex sex 'you could get more people looking at the blog.
oh pissflaps.
An extra point to Bert for pointing out the bleedin' obvious.
'porn free download' would be even better.
you get loads of wankers though.i suppose jim will look and then complain about being called a wanker.
i didnt know there was points for pointing out the obvious.
its a bit cloudy today.it s a long way to Tipperary,but surely thats relative.
As I make the rules I can designate the point structure as I see fit. Bert gained a point for pointing out the bleedin' obvious but then lost it for being too fucking cocky with his view of Tipperary.
It's a lesson to us all, sometimes you can ponce and other times Pig, you just have to know when to do both together.
Pretty simple really.
Mr J
I just Googled 'Cliff Richard Lesbo Tit Wank' and it brought me here. Where am I?
in a devil woman heaven i think.
moist
Oohhh lots of comments does this make it a mass debate?
Cockring O'Holahan MBE.
no it needs at least 12 comments
wot about now then?
oh i almoist forgot, anus jockey crotch muncher
Fotch! Mwang!
today, whilst picking my duck up from swimming practice, I happened upon a beautiful sight. it was David Davis pig poncing Mr.Brown all round Hyde Park Corner, It were a sight to behold, Ill never forget it as long as I live. If only I had my camera with me!
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