Festy Pesty Growler

Finally, a bit of good news to temper the whole ‘Bert can’t ride a bike properly’ thang…As you may know, the next couple of months are for BC, free of live gigs due to the broken paw of our beats and bass playing man-beast , but we can at least salvage the end of the summer by vibrating the stage at the Celtic Blue Rock Festival in Llanfyrnach, Pembrokeshire. The festy runs from August 1st – 3rd and tickets /more info is available by clicking on this word….VESTABULE (For those not in the know, a vestibule is an antechamber, or lobby between two connecting buildings. There is no connection between this word and the festival I just thought it may be nice to enlighten you with a new word. Not that we think chums of BC are thick or anything…just slightly illiterate).
We’re hoping to re-arrange the gigs we did have planned before Bert’s crazy snapping leg incident, so they form a sort-of late summer/ early autumn tour, all kicked off by the Festy…We shall of course, keep you informed.

‘But wait!’ I hear you cry, ‘What of Berty’s leg! How is it healing? Have those cheeky bones pulled themselves back together yet?’

Well in yet another BC Blog exclusive, we talked to the country’s top leg-snap-put-back-together-bloke and asked him the question

‘Bert’s leg- Will it heal?’ here’s his response:

‘I’m not a vet, but judging from the shape and size of the break, I can see some similarities between the patient and other human beings, so I’ll give it a go. It seems to me that what’s needed here, is love, sweet, love. Apparently, it’s the only thing that there’s just too little of. Love, can come in many ways , not just thoughts or deeds but also the physical manifestation of love that can be smeared across his forehead when he is asleep. Try that, it’ll be worth it for a laugh anyway.
As to the question of how long it will take to heal, well I would say that’s up to your dear blog readers and how many messages of support they send in the comments box below. Of course, if he’s still not healed just inject him with a shit load of morphine and staple him to an upright pasting board-just like that bloke on the Super glue advert- No-one will ever know the difference!’

So there you have it, a genuine opinion from a genuine medical expert! You know what to do people lets hear your messages of support / genuine loathing for Mr. Berty and his leg. Just click on the comments box below and leave your message. To get you started here’s an example of the kind of things we want to see:

Hey Berty Get well soon you hirsute malingering bastard.

You see? It’s sooooo simple!

Oh and one last thing! A 'Ms. Jayne B' from Bridgend contacted us about purchasing a BC album –Well we have tried to reply but your email doesn’t seem to work, so send us another email with your address and we’ll send you the EP as the Album isn’t ready yet....Sorry to finish on a serious note so here's a rude word to enlighten the mood...Feltch. Phew! That's better.

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