And now an appeal on behalf of a neglected minority – Monkeys.
Due to tribal in-fighting, more Monkeys are killed each year by being thrown off cliffs by other Monkeys than by any other means of simian based duelling. You can help stop this everyday Monkey madness by simply donating yourself to the enormous Cwmaman Institute All Dayer this Saturday from 3pm.
For just £5 you can not only see a huge range of bands but you will also be donating to a fund that could help send Bomb Culture to the Bahamas where they promise to mediate between any warring factions of Monkeys that happen to cross their path.
So the choice is stark but simple… go to the Cwmaman Gig on Saturday and help stop squabbling simians or just fuck off and be a right old twat. Sorry to be so blunt but the fate of many monkeys and the way that they argue with other monkeys lies in your hands.
For details on the gig go back to the BC Website – http://www.bombculture.co.uk/
Due to tribal in-fighting, more Monkeys are killed each year by being thrown off cliffs by other Monkeys than by any other means of simian based duelling. You can help stop this everyday Monkey madness by simply donating yourself to the enormous Cwmaman Institute All Dayer this Saturday from 3pm.
For just £5 you can not only see a huge range of bands but you will also be donating to a fund that could help send Bomb Culture to the Bahamas where they promise to mediate between any warring factions of Monkeys that happen to cross their path.
So the choice is stark but simple… go to the Cwmaman Gig on Saturday and help stop squabbling simians or just fuck off and be a right old twat. Sorry to be so blunt but the fate of many monkeys and the way that they argue with other monkeys lies in your hands.
For details on the gig go back to the BC Website – http://www.bombculture.co.uk/
(News just in -apparently all the money is actually going to some Royal Welsh Hospital or something. Trust ill people to spoil it for everyone else - the sick selfish fuckers.)
Bomb Culture- Fiddling your Change
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