Day four of the whole giving up smoking thing and I got's to tell's ya, I'm ready to beat the shit out of anyone that even blinks at me funny. What pisses me off the most though, is the fact that I am a (moderatley) intelligent human being who realises that smoking does nothing but give you cancer, make you stink and turn your sperm into tail-less freaks, and yet...I would still rip off my nads for just a puff of that sweet smokey pleasure. So remember kids, 'Fags are for Fools-Don't start' - unless of course your reading this in America then it's 'Cigarettes are for Fools - etc' (Don't want to seem homophobic, to those who have a limited grasp of the Mother Tongue). Blah,blah,blah, Bomb Culture still working in studio, yadda yadda yadda, no band news to report, sooooooooooooooooo, onwards with some random and meaningless FACTS.
Oh yes, with nothing much to report today I thought I would once again bombard you with a serious of ever more tedious facts that you probably knew anyway, so here we go:
Oh yes, with nothing much to report today I thought I would once again bombard you with a serious of ever more tedious facts that you probably knew anyway, so here we go:
The Queen Mary Cruise Ship takes a gallon of diesel fuel to move an inch.
The 1836 presidential candidate Martin Van Buren was born in Kinderhook, NY. His nickname was " Old Kinderhook" During his campaign the slogan read " Vote for Martin Van Buren he's O.K." and thus the phrase okay was born.
Augie the dog from Texas, holds the World Record for holding the most tennis balls in his mouth…The amount? Five. Yeah, I thought It would be higher than that as well..
Meanwhile, in Florida, Jack Bibby (odd looking man with a penchant for moustaches and bowler hats) has the record for holding the most amount of live rattle snakes in his mouth with an impressive… eight! (Of course that all depends on whether your impressed by attention seeking twats who like to stuff venomous reptiles into their cakeholes).
11 of the 12 people who walked on the moon were scouts.
Tim Stinton of Victoria, South Australia, is the proud owner of the worlds longest leg hair. Weighing in at a 12.4cm, this antipodean ape-person really knows how to turn stomachs and repel woman. Good on ya cobber!
So, there you go, a few things you probably didn’t know and a few things you really didn’t give a shit about. Tune in next time when we’ll be asking why, what who where and when.
Oh and I’m sure there will be some kind of band news as well...Probably.
Bomb Culture – We are Derricks, and derricks don’t run.
The 1836 presidential candidate Martin Van Buren was born in Kinderhook, NY. His nickname was " Old Kinderhook" During his campaign the slogan read " Vote for Martin Van Buren he's O.K." and thus the phrase okay was born.
Augie the dog from Texas, holds the World Record for holding the most tennis balls in his mouth…The amount? Five. Yeah, I thought It would be higher than that as well..
Meanwhile, in Florida, Jack Bibby (odd looking man with a penchant for moustaches and bowler hats) has the record for holding the most amount of live rattle snakes in his mouth with an impressive… eight! (Of course that all depends on whether your impressed by attention seeking twats who like to stuff venomous reptiles into their cakeholes).
11 of the 12 people who walked on the moon were scouts.
Tim Stinton of Victoria, South Australia, is the proud owner of the worlds longest leg hair. Weighing in at a 12.4cm, this antipodean ape-person really knows how to turn stomachs and repel woman. Good on ya cobber!
So, there you go, a few things you probably didn’t know and a few things you really didn’t give a shit about. Tune in next time when we’ll be asking why, what who where and when.
Oh and I’m sure there will be some kind of band news as well...Probably.
Bomb Culture – We are Derricks, and derricks don’t run.
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