Pretty much got bugger all to say at the moment though so I'll just kick off with a video of the title song from The Boy From Space, which as it happens, rocks. Hard
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Thursday, February 16, 2012
Alone in a cold and lonley universe
Pretty much got bugger all to say at the moment though so I'll just kick off with a video of the title song from The Boy From Space, which as it happens, rocks. Hard
Tuesday, July 27, 2010
This is the End, Beautiful Friends, The End.
We've had five (or is it six years) of beats and bouncy toons but due to a case of Musical Indifference, the Big Old BC has decided to call it quits. The moooooozic is still available all over the net and we'll be putting up a few as yet unrealeased tracks in the near future, but our last major sign off will be as part of the Soundtrack to British independent film The Oracle, so keep your peepers peeled for that when it comes along.
In the next month or so, this here blog will transmogrify with a shiny new face lift as we begin to throw articles at you as well as other shit based on un-informed personal opinion and ranting hatred of right wing values. An original idea on the internet, I'm sure you will agree.
So for now let's not say goodbye, just perhaps fuck off and thanks for not coming to any gigs or butying any tracks (unless of course you did, then thank you, you lovley piece of ass).
BOMB CULTURE - Thank you and goodnight
x
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Giggae!!!!
Bomb Culture - Sucking it down so you don't have to
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Squidly Didly
Dead Celebs....... TV Chef Keith Floyd, TV Jockey Fred ‘Hi-De-Hi’ Bowness, and Patrick ‘No Put’s Baby in a corner’ Swayze have all gone to that big TV in the sky , where I’m sure they will cook, dance and ride ponies for all eternity. BomB Culture Salutes You!!!!!
Meanwhile back on Terra Firma those darn Americana’s are trying to embargo Scottish goods as they had the decency to show compassion to a dying man. But, wait! I hear them yelp, he was a terrorist...etc.etc...Quite apart from the dubious evidence behind the conviction, isn’t compassion and mercy what supposedly makes us different from murderers and their nefarious kin?
But those damn Yankees are once again full of righteous indignation and who are we to question the giant intellect of the great American public? So let’s join in by renaming a few Scottish products to align ourselves with America’s New World of the Pure.
Tweed shall be renamed Interconnecting Patriot Stripes
Tossing the Caber will change to Stroking the Freedom Log
Haggis is to become A Sack of Liberty Guts
The Phrase ‘Many a Mikle Macks a Muckle’ will not be translated as even in the current climate it is still as relevant today as it was when that bloke from the Professionals said it on a Supermarket advert in the Seventies.
Lulu will be subject to a hostile takeover. From behind.
Finally in a gesture of shoulder-to-shoulder solidarity with our American masters...sorry,...allies...We shall cut Scotland free from this Sceptic Isle, and let it drift aimlessly around the World like some kind of penny-pinching, skirt-wearing red-haired sea borne pariah, where hopefully it will be boarded by Somalian Pirates and sold for it’s rich tartan mines on the international market.
Yes, it may seem harsh, but someone has to do it otherwise it won’t be done, and then where would we be?
Tune in next time when we shall have absolutely no new band news and more inane crap, although we will be limbering up for the annual BC Pickle contest!!! Oh Yeah! Get your hot vinegar ready people for the time to pickle is almost upon us.
For no other reason than it's very clever, we leave you with this awesome Fanmade trailer for a Thundercats movie...enjoy!
Bomb Culture – Fingering the banjo strings of excellence with the long thin digits of love.
Thursday, September 03, 2009
Bring Me the Head of Phil Collins
Yep, been away for quite some time from this ‘ere blog ,and if there’s anyone out there still interested in the pitiful ramblings of a socially maladjusted pervert on the edge of sanity, then welcome back!
So what’s been going on since we had our last little chin wag? Well Michael Jackson’s snuffed it (Proving a genuine ‘Meh’ from me), America has called the NHS ‘Evil and Orwellian’ (Showing both their ignorance and misinformed grasp of literature) ,and Piers Morgan is still a cunt.
In the midst of all these shenanigans however Bomb Culture have been banging away at some new tunes in an effort to thrust them from their slumbering status and thrust them into the bright shiny world of the Gig.
Yep it’s been a Loooooong time for BC to be off the gig scene and frankly, it’s our fault, we’re a lazy bunch of fuckers who couldn’t be arsed so if you have any gig offers then get them rolling in.
So what have we been doing then, eh? EH? Well, as we speak the very finalest of final touches are being put to the oh-so long delayed album and the accompanying Video.
Now, I can hear the collective,’ Yeah right, you’ve been saying that for ages’ tone reverberating across BC Towers, but this time my little internet chum it’s actually true and as if to prove it we will soon be announcing an actual launch date!!!!! Yep that’s fucking right! A launch Date.
To add to this little party, the BC Website will receive an enormous overhaul, meaning that this old blog of ours will probably migrate over to the Main BC site (which itself will be re-vamped). Not sure how it’ll work and all that gubbins but keep on checking back and we’ll let ya know.
I leave you with the words of the late great Mrs. Slocombe ‘Oooooh! Something, something something Pussy something something .’
Aaaaaaand....Queue the Hilarity
Bomb Culture – Uh? What, sorry did someone say something?
Thursday, June 18, 2009
Thursday, June 11, 2009
Giz
Bomb Culture would like to pay tribute to a very dear friend who passed away last week. Geraint ‘Giz’ Jones was a friend since childhood and as such shared his love, laughter and life with us for many, many years. We will miss him greatly and our respects and love go to his family, his friends and anyone who had the fortune to share time with him.
Bomb Culture – Goodbye Giz. We will never forget you. xxx
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Watch me for I am a Movie
We return velly soon with actual news but until then....Vincent Price and The Last Man on Earth! Enjoy!(It may take a minute or two to load so be patient)
Bomb Culture -The Alpha and Omega
Thursday, February 05, 2009
BACK ONCE AGAIN WITH THE RENEGADE HAMSTERS!
NEXT TIME: New BC VID!!! More Album NEWS!!....AND... the premier blog entry for the first lady fo Bomb Culture, Professor Krisps!!Keep 'em peeled people.
Monday, December 08, 2008
It's about Time
Yes, we’ve been offline for sometime but fear not, as if you cast your peepers below you shall see news of the very next giggae. A full update is on it’s way, but for now, here’s what’s up next…The Landsdowne, Canton, Cardiff, NEW YEARS EVE. Cakehole Presley – Bomb Culture – Steve Staedler (Staedler & Waldorf solo set).BE THERE!!!!
Bomb Culture- Being lazy about updating the blog but still saving the World one beat at a time
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Tufty Rocks!
While we’re on the subject of awesome things to watch, let us introduce you to our decadent chums from the city of Londinium in the town of En-ger-Land, the one and only Bow Mods. A twisted Cabaret of dance and debauchery and Berlin-style Burlesque they are well worth having a look at…and in fact you can right here with theirBRAND New vid for, ‘Seventeen Weeks’, a touching lament to lead singer, PCS’s need for a fag and a shag. You shall not be disapointed...
'SEVENTEEN WEEKS'. Bow Mods present...
POST 200 MASSIVE 200 PENCE GIVEAWAY was….. Nesta Wyre from Gabalfa for her stunning entry ‘ Can I have the money please.’ Admittedly it’s not the greatest competition entry ever but as she was the only applicant she wins!! (Bet your kicking yourself for not entering now eh?). So huge congratulations to Mrs. Wyre, the £2 will be waiting for you at the very next BC Gig which just so happens to be the afore-mentioned MINT @MEZE!!! HUZZAH!
And finally..In lieu of rant we round up this weeks news using just 3 words to comment on each story…Brand and Ross –Offensive Arrogant Twats…Mandelson – Slimy Devious Liability…The Met in Court for Shooting innocent people…Desperate arse-covering lies…The Return of Autumn Watch –Lovely beardie Oddie! Horray! Yep, as faintly middle-class and middle-aged as it is, Autumn Watch can’t fail to warm the cockles and massage the tingly-feeling gland! Don’t believe me? Then as I said earlier, get yourself a whisky, a smoke and tune in to a squirrel on an assault course. Fuck the Recession and the world turning to shit Autumn Watch rocks!!!
Bomb Culture – The funkiest of Gibbons
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
POST 200 -THE TWO HUNDRED-ETH-EST POST OF ALL TIME!!!
MAIN STAGE
www.myspace.com/drnitrogen
1man dub
www.myspace.com/1mandub
Slippers
Errr...well he doesn't have a Myspace account, so you'll just have to pretend.
We are also enormously chuffed to mention, that the deliciously bouncy Bomb Culture track, ‘Where ya Goin?’, will be turning up on the extreme sports show, Freesports on 4. Not sure which episode yet but we’re in there somewhere (probably as someone does something EXTREME, or some such nonsense). So keep your ears peeled people , as BC takes it to the TV.
Simply go to the comment box and leave a comment stating why you should have the 200 pence on offer. You may need the cash for bus fare to visit a sick aunt, or maybe you’re a tramp and need a couple of tins of Special Brew. Perhaps you have a scabby disease and need a pack of rubber jonnies so you don’t spread your mucky filth about the place. Remember the more pathetic and needy you are, the more likely it is you’ll win! It really is that simple!! Good Luck!
And as one final Celebration present here's President Bush (Senior) throwing up on the Chinese Ambasador! Enjoy!
Monday, October 06, 2008
How to make a Lion go Woof!
Personally I think we could mix my Wildlife on Fire show with The X Factor and produce something really interesting… Simply douse the contestants in petrol, strap a hundred lit candles to a hungry lion, place them in Danni MInogue’s skull (or any other large empty space) and roll the cameras. Hey presto, instant TV show! This principle can also be attached to Strictly Come Dancing – just substitute Danni Minogue’s skull for a ballroom and make sure the lion is wearing sequins.
Bomb Culture – Weevils on Fire, rolling down the Road
Monday, September 29, 2008
The Good, The Bad and The filthy thieving scum
To put a little karma our way in the Good News stakes, It is with enormous pleasure that we welcome into the World …Edita, the newest sibling of our ex-bass hippy-chap Mr Jethro Stevenson and his rather delicious Wife ,Jennie. Massive congratulations to them both and our huge love. after such a shitty weekend it’s an absolute delight to have a wee ray of niceness burst through the cloud of crap. So as a very special addition to the World, Jethro, Jennie and Edita….Bomb Culture Salutes You!!!
BOMB CULTURE - WELL DONE THE HIPPY!
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